I found this list of very unusual Fetish’s – We have ALL done the #1, but what about the others? Any takers? hehe

1. Red Wings

Cunnilingus on a menstruating woman. Bloody hell. – Everyone knows this one…ready for another?

2. The Burning Bush

This one is appropriately named, because a burning bush is literally what happens when a man dips his willie in hot sauce, then penetrates a woman vaginally. Let’s see these pervs try this act with sauce made of the Bhut Jolokia, listed by Guinness as the hottest chili in the world.

3. Taco Fondue

A woman’s vagina is stuffed with cheese, then the man’s dong stuffs the vagina, pulled out with bits and pieces of cheese stuck on it, then put into a woman’s mouth. Talk about cheese sticks.

4. Ol’ Faithful

Remember all those videos that hit the Internets last year, where douchebags stuff bottles full of Coke with Mentos and make their own mini-geysers? This is a little something like that. A can of Coke is poured into a woman’s vagina, a Mentos is shoved in, and…..nah, you know what happens next.

5. The Pillsbury Doughgirl

This sex act gives hope to very fat women everywhere, because there are guys who actually enjoy sliding their members in between their stomach folds.

6. Frozen Pudding Pop

Both straight and gay people can enjoy this one, where ice is put on a receiver’s bunghole, which the giver then penetrates while it’s all chilled, tight and puckered up from the cold.

7. Eye Balled

Let’s put this one under “sick”. What possible sexual pleasure could a person with a glass eye get from some guy taking the fake eye out and penetrating the empty socket with his penis?

8. The Dick Van Dyke

Simply put, a straight guy’s schlong put into a lesbian’s coochie.

9. The Streisand Stuffer

Men with very small penises, don’t fret: the Streisand Stuffer is just for you. Just stuff your tiny member up a person’s nostril, and voila! You’re getting laid. This also works for regular-sized guys, as long as their partners have very large noses.

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Transformation Fetish Phonesex

Fetish Transformation steers away from the usual maids, nurse and cheerleaders outfits and role plays and transformed into animals, mannequins and painted statues.

The transformation of a body’s shape or size, for example, by shrinking, growing, or gaining muscle mass. Shrinking and growing have their own fandoms in the microphilia and macrophilia fandoms, with more emphasis on the results of the transformations than on the transformations themselves.

There’s also the type of modification that involves addition/removal/repositioning of body parts. The transformations may involve arms, breasts, legs, heads, fingers, eyes, heads, torsos, non-human parts such as wings, tail, digitigrade legs, and the form of humantaur, which means a second torso after the hip, with extra arms or extra legs on hip height. Stories of such transformations tend to involve implants, diseases, radioactivity, magic rituals, something controlling the outside body, or sometimes they simply happen mysteriously.

Gotta love it!

10 unusal Fetish’s

C’mon, admit it. Whether you like it or not, every single person on Earth has  a sexual fetish of their own. Some get their rocks off by spanking during sex.  Others are aroused by bondage of some kind. I, for one, am an omolagniac. But  before you think I’m some kind of sick pervert (um okay maybe i AM), omolagnia is basically getting  turned on by nudity. And who isn’t turned on by people getting nekked? D-uh!

To turn a certain segment of the world’s population on, however, takes much  more than showing them a naked human body. While some of the sexual fetishes  that exist today are nothing more than just unconventional but harmless sexual  practices, there are many that border on the sick, and some are just plain  sickening. As far as I’m concerned, these are 10 of the most bizarre sexual  fetishes on Earth:

1. Transformation fetish

Strictly speaking, people who have this fetish are sexually aroused by  depictions of transformations, usually of people into other beings or objects. I  guess that makes Jayna of The Wonder Twins the  Jenna Jameson of transformation fetishists.

2. Amputee fetish

I personally have nothing against people who unfortunately lost their limbs  for whatever reason, but when a person makes amputees his or her specific object  for sexual gratification, it’s just plain bizarre.

3. Hierophilia

People who have this fetish get off on religious or sacred objects. Also  known as theophilia. Expect “The Exorcist” to be in the DVD collection of these  sacrilegious perverts.

Now here come the really icky ones:

4. Emetophilia

Vomit makes us vomit, right? Well, not people who practice emetophilia. The  act of throwing up, especially on a sexual partner, is the biggest of turn-ons  for emetophiles. Also called a Roman shower, after the induced vomiting that was  supposed to be a staple of those debauched Roman feasts. Again, “The Exorcist”  is probably right on top of their must-have DVDs list.

5. Eproctophilia

As far as eproctophiles are concerned, Mel Brooks’ “Blazing  Saddles” is their porn. That’s right. These people probably jack off to that  infamous and lengthy cowboy farting scene. And since farting gets them horny,  cabbage and beans are most certainly a staple on their daily menu.

6. Urophilia

Urophilia fetishists love to pee in public, pee on somebody, or get peed on.  Also known as “watersports” and “golden showers”. Now we know what the medical  term is for the likes of Kim Kardashian and Ray  J.

7. Klismaphilia

Normally, people avoid enemas like the plague. Not for those who practice  klismaphilia, a fancy word for those who enjoy getting and administering enemas.  Yucky stuff, I know, but look on the bright side: These people have got to have  the cleanest anuses in the world.

8. Necrophilia

The sexual attraction to corpses. These sickos just don’t see dead people.  They screw them.

9. Coprophilia

This one’s better known as scat. Not the rapid-fire singing style, but the  act of, well, deriving sexual gratification from feces. Tell these people to  “eat shit” and they will. Barf.

10. Anthropophagolagnia

Rape is a person’s worst nightmare, but falling victim to a sick bastard who  enjoys anthropophagolagnia is a fate worse than rape, or even death, for that  matter. You see, those who practice anthropophagolagnia rape their victims, then  eat them. Serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer is basically the poster  boy for these twisted fucks.

Nasty Nipple Clamps

I love instructing my bondage phone sex callers. There was this guy, who wanted to know what nipple clamps are for. I told him I will tell him on our phonesex call, if he promises to do as I instruct. He jumped at the idea and dialed me for my pain and pleasure phonesex instructions. I told him, “Nipple clamps are ideal for those who derive pleasure from pain. These clamps prove indispensable for enacting bondage fantasies of the painful kind. Believe me when I say that the kind of orgasm you achieve using these clamps will leave you shuddering for long! Are you game?”

Emboldened by my words, he said yes and proceeded to act out my  instructions. I told him to pick up the nipple clamps, unscrew them and place each erect nipple between the pincers. How to apply pressure the right amount of pressure on the nipples requires some expertise. If you are keen on the right technique, bondage phone sex is where I’ll be waiting for you!


What happens on a phone sex call after you get off? Do you hang up on the girl? Does it feel all awkward when you cum? I encounter all types of callers with different reactions afte they squirt their load. I have guys who have called me several times and still hang up on me the second they cum on the phonesex call. Maybe they wanted to go to get cleaned up. Maybe they are in a hurry. Maybe it is “dirtier” that way! Sort of like picking a chick up in a bar and fucking her senseless and then kicking her out the minute you’ve cum lol!

I have some callers who obviously feel some sense of shame after. They almost behave like they are embarrassed. I’m sure not, but they seem to be. I have some callers who are less than embarrassed but maybe just don’t know what to say after.

I even know many operators who seem to clam up or feel some of the mentioned ways. I’ve known of girls in this business that actually get pissed off because a guy just hangs up. I always felt like it’s your call, you can end it how you want so it’s never offended me as a person. But I do think also that there is an after phone sex protocol that is almost no different then having real sex.

It’s a very private, real, and personal thing to share your orgasm with me. The least I can do is try to make you laugh after to release the tension of all that blood flow returning to your brain again. I guess we can’t cuddle after but we can be sweet to each other, or chitchat about something normal for a few minutes. Also releases that tension of returning blood flow. Sometimes the nicest thing a guy says to me is simply “thank you”. I’m not a rocket scientist, I am not making a major contribution to the world… but the thank you is always really nice to hear!


I love when I have complete control over my little sluts!
This is an email & pics from my Slut! I must say he sluts up very well! Nice legs!
I love being you little bitch. I want to do anything you say. I want you to have fun seeing how much you can get away with me. I’d love to have you pimp my ass out. Post an ad on Craigslist saying I’ll suck any guy and any guy can fuck me just as long as they treat me as your nasty little bitch. Hell you can even dress me up and send me out to an adult book store and do a guy or two back in the corner. You can even send me out to the grocery store to get things I have to fuck my self with. Like banana, potato, cucumber. any thing you want I’ll get and fuck myself.
I can get a web cam and let you watch me be your bitch. I can’t wait for your response. I hope you like me wanting to be your bitch so much that you just get right into it and hold nothing back and just have fun letting me be your little  slut bitch.

Finally, a Condom (and Good News) for Jonah Falcon
120ft condom baloon fill of hellium

I’ve written extensively about Jonah Falcon, the man with the world’s largest penis, and even featured him in this video report on AOL News, entitled, “No Work for Man With Giant Sex Organ.”
When I made the now-viral video on Jonah, he was looking for a job and feeling the holiday blues.

Now, things are looking up for my friend. You’ll be hearing a lot more of Jonah in the weeks to come. Jonah tells me The Daily Show has been talking to him — and we could only expect this is going to be something good!

More good news: The French just unfurled the world’s biggest condom!

The 120-foot-long inflatable rubber — which might be too big for Jonah and most Jurassic-era reptiles — actually flies.

It was built by a safe-sex group called “CondomFly,” and will take to the skies on a five-continent, 100-city world tour on Dec. 1 to promote World AIDS Day.

The French hope this dirigible prophylactic will come to be known as “The Goodyear Blimp of Safe Sex.” It can carry three people plus a pilot. And when it hits the United States, I’ve already asked to go for a ride. I’m hoping Jonah will join in to help promote the cause. And, possibly, try it on.

HEHE, I thought this was cute…